WHO AM IT?

WILLIAM LEA

 

He is off of Sorry Not in Service. He has a fine beard and uses long words. He reads books and works in a nectar fuelled supermarket.

SIMON LEA

 

He is also off of Sorry Not in Service. He has a smaller beard and is older and therefore more entitled to your respect. Mum says so.

BARRY '10radio' SOMERS

 

He is the Posse for Sorry Not in Service. Barry does not appear on many shows but is the wind beneath the show's wings or the other way round. 

INSTRUMENT

 

Instrument is William's childhood hobby horse style companion. He is our agent and promoter. He is also used during the shows to resolve disputes and keep presenters and guests in line.

GORDANO THE COW

 

Gordano the cow is the latest addition to the family SNIS. Simon (see above (unless he's in front of you)) works on a dairy farm and found himself in a position to name a cow.

He thought to himself 'WTFWJD' and Gordano was born.

Check her out, she's a German beauty.