Tooty and Pat

Simon received an e-mail from Patricia Knewl, a hospitalised lady with money to spend and a need for a loyal partner to make her dreams a reality. Enter Tooty...




-----Original Message-----

From: Mrs Patricia Knewl []

Sent: 20 July 2015 12:13

Subject: Please Reply Urgently!!


Please Reply Urgently!!


Dear Respected Friend, Greeting in the name of the lord,With Due Respect and Humanity, I was compelled to write to you under a humanitarian ground, however, this is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honor against your will.


Please I am contacting you to let you know my desire to establish a charity foundation in your country with this sum of US$5Million (five Million United States dollars) which I inherited from my late husband (Dr.John D.Knewl) It is my desire to see that this money is invested to any organization of your choice in your country and distributed each year among the charity organizations, motherless baby's home, mosques, churches,Hospital, Schools, supporting destitute aged men and women or whatever you may have in mind that will be to the benefit of the less fortunate. I took this decision because I was raised from a motherless baby's home and Presently, I'm hospitalized here in (EUROPE) where I am undergoing treatment for my upcoming breast cancer surgery operation.


Please reply as soon as possible, confirming your acceptance to this proposition so that I will give you all the relevant information that will authorize the release and transfer of the money to you as my duly assigned representative.


Thank you in advance for your Consideration and I look forward hearing from you shortly.


Reply back to me immediately for more Details of the money.

Regards, Mrs Patricia Knewl.



-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn []

Sent: 20 July 2015 12:43Subject:

Re: Please Reply Urgently!!



Gordano Patricia


I am very saddened to hear about your loss and that you were raised from a motherless baby's home and your surgery, and any other sadnesses.


I am interested in helping you, I will find some way of spending the $5m


What do you need?

T. Baghorn



-----Original Message-----

From: Mrs Patricia Knewl []

Sent: 21 July 2015 09:27

Subject: Re: Please Reply Urgently!!



My Dear T. Baghorn,


Thanks for your reply to my mail. Good to hear from you and it is a pleasure knowing that I am entrusting such a fortune to a God fearing person who will not jeopardize the trust.


On the attachment is my pictures before my illness and on my sick bed. Presently I am under an intensive care at the hospital here in SPAIN and my medical report is really bad, you can view my medical report on this email attachment and my attached photo


I am quite delighted to receive your message of your willingness to assist. I will appreciate also if you can send to me your picture to see the face of the child of God i am living this project to.


I must be sincere and let you understand that as a human being that have human flesh i am not too sure of you handling this project according to my wish because i will not like this fund to be useless.


I will like to read from your seriousness and willingness to handle the God work.

Like I have explained to you in my first mail that I do not have anybody to entrust this unto because all the relatives that I had are all bad people and they also planned killing me before I managed to escape from their tigerish hands.


Thanks and remain blessed in thy Lord


Best regards,

Yours sister in Christ,

Mrs Patricia Knewl 




From: Tooty Baghorn []

Sent: 21 July 2015 11:18

Subject: Re: Please Reply Urgently!!



Hello Pat


What a wonderful e-mail you have sent me. I see you like god a lot.


I would love to send you a photograph of me, but I am at work and do not have access to my photos. I have however asked a colleague to draw a picture of me which you will find attached, I hope this gives you some idea of my face and body.


Thank you for your pictures, I see you have deteriorated quite a lot - that is a shame. On to business. I am hoping to spend some of the $5m on building an orphanarium for the motherless babies. It will have a big area for the sorry children to sit in and lots of rooms for them to silently think about god in. I hope this sounds good to you. I am also hoping to build an area for the sad kids to learn how to draw pictures of jesus and all his friends (for fun and learning purposes).


I think that this will cost about $4.28m in total because I plan to round up as many children as possible so it will need to be quite big. Does that sound OK to you? I hope so.


I am very worried about your relatives who want to be killing you. Do you want me to phone the police? They know how to deal with these things.


Please let me know as soon as possible if you are happy to proceed as I would like to start this project quickly.


All the best. T. Baghorn 




-----Original Message-----

From: Mrs Patricia Knewl []

Sent: 21 July 2015 18:02

Subject: Re: Please Reply Urgently!!



My Dear in Christ T. Baghorn,


I must let you know that i receive your message with good courage.Your message touched me as i read through it with a lot of understanding.


My beloved Baghorn, i will like you to be free in whatever we are doing, only pray for God's guardians over this Charity organization.


Meanwhile contact the bank by filling the columns below and forward tothe e-mail address as to confirm of been my rightful appointed beneficiary to the fund deposited in the bank by late husband Mr.JOHN



YOUR FULL NAMES --------------------------------




BRIDGE BANKGROUP Côte d'Ivoire 33, Avenue du Général de Gaulle01 BP 13002 Abidjan 01, RCIDirector General :Mr Eugene Koffi Email :



EMAIL: ------------------- DATE: =


Email : TELEPHONE: + 225 4534 0216 Fax: (225) 20 25 85 17



I AM --------------------------------------- OF -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------,HOLDER OF THE INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT NUMBER ----- ----------------- AND



Please you can always email Dr. Stephen Johnston Edwards to find outabout my health condition should in case I passed out during the surgery so that you can as well carry on the charity welfare as I have instructed on my sick bed.


I hope to hear from you soon and send to them on the address above.


Please as soon as you contact the bank call the director an updating call.


Please continue to pray for me.


May God continue to bless you and your family,


Your Sister in Christ


Mrs patricia Knewl



-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn []

Sent: 21 July 2015 20:43

Subject: Re: Please Reply Urgently!!



Gordano Pat!


Baghorn here. Just received your charming e-mail.


Thanks for the details on how to contact the bank. I am so flipping pumped about this deal.


On the form it says that I need to write down my passport number. I don't actually have a passport (went in the fire by accident). Is that going to be a problem?


If it's ID that is required then I do have a Co-Op member's card with my name on it (Tooty Baghorn).


Hope that will suffice.


Do let me know, I've already started gathering children so it is quite important that we get this project underway sharpish.




T. Baghorn



-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn []

Sent: 21 July 2015 20:55

Subject: Patricia Knewl



Gordano Doc. Johnston Edwards


I am writing about my new best friend Patricia Knewl who is nearly dead in your hospital. Pat says that you can give me an update on her health etc...


Is she going to get better? Does she bang on about God and stuff to you as well? She seems quite annoying but she is giving me lots of money, so it's six of one and half a dozen of another one I suppose.


Anyway, please let me know how she's doing and if you need any help with getting medicines, then I do have plenty of points on my Boots loyalty card.




T Baghorn



-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn []

Sent: 23 July 2015 10:12

Subject: Re: Please Reply Urgently!!



Well hello Pat


T. Baghorn here. I had not heard from you for a day or two so I thought you might have died?


Have you died?


I hope not because otherwise these children I have here will just have to be put back where I found them, which is going to be really awkward.


I also hope you have not died because I was wrong about losing my passport in the great passport fire of 08. I have a passport here.


This is good news.


I did e-mail your doctor as well like you suggested but I have not heard anything back from him either, has he been in some sort of dreadful accident?


Yours with passport ahoy





-----Original Message-----


Sent: 23 July 2015 22:52




Attention:Mr.Tooty Baghorn,


This is to acknowledge the receipt of your application form for claim of fund as the rightful beneficiary of late Mr.John Knewl's fund.


As regards to this we wish to inform you to re-confirm your banking details and fill the official Bank form on the attached file for documentation's and provide the following documents to the bank as required for proves of the transfer of the fund.


Which we stated the document in the bank remittance form as below, you should send below mentioned documents directly to the bank lawyer through his email address for immediate transfer of the fund US$5.Million in your favour.


You should communicate with Mrs. Patricia Knewl and ask her to provide to you the Deposit receipt and Deep of Agreement while you contact the bank lawyer immediately in above mentioned contact details as soon as possible so that he would help you for the legal process and also obtain the Affidavit in your full name from High court of Justice Cote Divoire.


We wait for you to send those above mentioned documents to the bank lawyer to enable us effect the transfer of the fund into your given bank account in your country as instructed by Central bank and Ministry of Finance Cote divoire.


We thank you for your co-operation.


Mr Eugene I Koffi





-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn []

Sent: 24 July 2015 08:57



Deer Eugeneykoffi


Baghorn has done it and attached it.






-----Original Message-----

From: Mrs Patricia Knewl []

Sent: 25 July 2015 11:52

Subject: Re: Please Reply Urgently!!



My Dear in Chrsit Baghorn,

How are you and your family,i hope fine,please sorry to disturb you,i
just want to know how far you have gone with the bank,have you receive
the money from the bank,please if yes kindly update me,i will be
anxiously waiting to hear from you soonest.

Please as soon as you contact the bank call the director an updating call.

Please always remember to pray for me,
May God continue to bless you and your family,
Your Sister in Chrsit Jesus.
Mrs.Patricia Knewl.




-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn []

Sent: 27 July 2015 10:15

Subject: Re: Please Reply Urgently!!



Gordano Patty

Thanks for your e-mail, how is your health? I hope you are going to live although the medical chart that you sent me suggests otherwise.

Baghorn is fine thank you, and the orphan children I have in the garage are holding up pretty well given the circumstances. Can't wait to get the $5m so I can at lease start feeding them. Still, patience is a virtue I suppose.

Still not got the money yet but Baghorn is in discussions with the banks and anyone else that seems interested.

Regarding to remember to pray for you. I have done most days but I forgot on Saturday night, hope you don't mind?

Tooty Baghorn

p.s. You didn't spell Christ properly on your last e-mail. You spelt it Chrsit. If you meet him in heaven soon you don't want to be making that mistake again (first impressions etc...)



-----Original Message-----

From: barrister santoss []

Sent: 25 July 2015 12:12




Attention:Mr. Baghorn.


Yes,  we received an urgent call from BRIDGE GROUP BANK DIRECTOR Mr. Eugene Koffi,including with an Official latter Of Authorization of the  your transfer fund in question  with other documents which the bank sent to me and also  your information's indicating as the rightful beneficiary of late Mr John Knewl said fund from BRIDGE BANK here in COTE D'IVOIRE .


Thanks for your full co-cooperation for using me as your solicitor here in Cote d'ivoire,to stand on your behalf Our legal procedure charges fees is  $5,000.00


Again kindly provide us with the below information for your work.

1; Your personal Mobile Telephone Numbers...


2: Your international passport or your identity card were you picture shows.


Always in your service

Barrister Santos Slyvia Dossou
Principal Attorney.



-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn []

Sent: 27 July 2015 09:57




Hi Barista!

Tooty Baghorn at your service. Thank you for your charming e-mail and I am sorry it took so long to reply to you (was at the book launch).

This is all getting very exciting - the children that I have stored in my garage will be pleased when we can make a start on their orphan castle.

My mobile phone went in the washing machine over the weekend (the book launch got out of hand) but please find attached the picture you require (although it is not exactly a photograph, it is does show my main qualities).


T. Baghorn



-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn []

Sent: 29 July 2015 09:57




Good morning/evening/afternoon/Wednesday Barista

Did you receive my e-mail?

I'm quite keen to get the money soon as my garage children are going to start needing food.

Yours patiently (no pun intended)

T. Baghorn