Oh me oh my! The army have been in touch with special agent Baghorn and have given him a very exciting and potentially lucrative mission.

Tooty and the Box

-----Original Message-----

From: Allan Bassett [mailto:ABassett@msd.k12.or.us]

Sent: 14 August 2015 15:00

Subject: Assistant Needed

 

I am Captain Anna Crossley From British Armed Forces , serving here in Afghanistan on a peacekeeping mission with the united nations.

 

i need your urgent assistant

 

please get back to me privately at : captainannac@gmail.com

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 14 August 2015 15:42

Subject: Re: Assistant Needed

 

Morning Cap'n

 

How can Tooty Baghorn be of service?

 

T. Baghorn

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Captain Anna Crossley [mailto:captainannac@gmail.com]

Sent: 14 August 2015 17:57

Subject: Re: Assistant Needed

 

Dear Tooty

 

Am Captain Anna Crossley from England serving here in Afghanistan on a United Nations peacekeeping mission.i just received your mail, And i want to say thank you very much for your kind attention.

 

in 2009, i was among the Special envoy of Mr. President Barrack Obama on his visit to the Africa State of Ghana which was meant to foster economic partnership between the United States and Ghana.While there i invested in the Ghana Rich Gold Business.After the initial investment i made huge sum of money in a couple of days and decided re-invest again the Capital and the profit from my first investment.

 

i cannot travel with such huge some of money, thus i had to deposit my money in a safe keeping box and deposited it for safe keeping with the western world security company.

 

i received a mail from the Ware House Manager informing me to come for my Consignment Box as the Ware House is in bad condition and it has to be cleared.I did write them to inform them that i cannot leave the military base because i am on special assignment,i get a reply from them informing me on the importance of coming for my box and that since i will not be able to come a beneficiary can get it for me and keep in trust.I want you to please help me clear my luggage from the united nation bonded warehouse

 

As soon as the Luggage is with you let me know.please what is important is the diamond and gold.i will offer you 20% for your assistant to me

 

i await your reply ASAP.

 

Best Regards

 

Captain Anna Crossley

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 14 August 2015 21:00

Subject: Re: Assistant Needed

 

Gordano Cap'n!

 

Crikey what a story! I would love to help out especially if your investment winnings is a lot of cash (could do with plenty of the stuff - debts, new skateboard required etc...)

 

How much is in your box? You say that you will offer 20% to me - if the money is £10 or less, then i'll have to ask for a bit more (maybe 23%) but if it is £10,000,000 then 20% will be dandy.

 

Please let me know.

 

Hope war is fun.

 

Tooty

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Captain Anna Crossley [mailto:captainannac@gmail.com]

Sent: 15 August 2015 00:37

Subject: Re: Assistant Needed

 

Dear Tooty

 

First I wish to thank you for your response and I sincerely appreciate your interest to assist me in this matter, however I would like to be sure of your willingness, trustworthiness and commitment to execute this transaction with me,I cannot afford to compromise these virtues.

 

For the assistance you shall render me I will offer you 20% of the total amount. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue,the amount of money in the box is 6.7million euro and i have plans of investing the money in any ventures of our choice but most importantly is the gold and diamonds in the box please you have to keep it very safe for me.

 

Below is the information of the United Nations security company.

 

Contact Person: Dr. Alex Kofi

Contact E-mail: unitnationdeliveryagency@gmail.com 

 

Tell him that you are my beneficiary that you want to receive the Luggage Box that what is to be done.Luggage Registration Number: #3153UNGH

 

Tooty thank you very much.

 

Captain Anna Crossley

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 15 August 2015 08:19

Subject: Re: Assistant Needed

 

Gordano Anna!

 

Thanks for writing back to me so quickly. War having a quiet day perhaps?

 

€6.7m is a hefty amount indeed and I could use the €1.2m that I will get really quickly (I have got designs on a new kind of car that runs on beef that i'd like to build).

 

Actually, thinking about it - that could be a pretty good investment for the rest of the money too. I'm getting a lot of interest from abattoirs and butchers at the moment.

 

What do you think?

 

Baghorn

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Captain Anna Crossley [mailto:captainannac@gmail.com]

Sent: 15 August 2015 10:44

Subject: Re: Assistant Needed

 

Dear Tooty,

 

Am glad to receive your mail and glad that you are going to assist me that is what i have worked for all my life.i thank you very much.have you contacted the security company?

 

i and my teams are going out for patrol you know the rebels are killing and they are getting to our naves,about 12 rebels were killed at night

 

am getting ready for the night patrol with my teams please update me so that i will know what happen okay .

 

Captain

 

Anna Crossley

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 15 August 2015 11:23

Subject: Re: Assistant Needed

 

Dear Captainanna

 

Blimey o Riley! Sounds like you're having a pig of a day.You don't need to add the gold and diamonds to your list of issues.

 

When I get my hand on them (the other hand fell off following an accident with a threshing machine) I will take very good care of them. I am a very careful man, albeit one with a habit of getting embroiled in agricultural equipment.

 

How about the beefmobile? Could be just the thing for you and your troops. Propulsion and dinner in one product. Wow!

 

Maybe you could discuss this tonight with your troops when you go out for the night.

 

T. Baghorn

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 15 August 2015 12:07

Subject: Fw: Assistant Needed

 

Gordano Doctor A Coffee

 

Tooty Baghorn here. I've been chatting with Captain A Crossley about quite a lot of money and loads of jewels that you have in a box somewhere in your office.

 

Captain Crossley has said that I can have it to build my beef car with.

 

The luggage registration number is #3153UNGH which I'm taking as an omen because the numbers in that code are very nearly my pin number on my bank card (the first one is different)

 

I have been told to tell you that I am Captain Crossley's beneficiary even though I don't know what that means.

 

Tooty Baghorn

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: UNITED NATION SECURITY [mailto:unitnationdeliveryagency@gmail.com]

Sent: 15 August 2015 17:22

Subject: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

Dear T. Baghorn,We are in response to your mail.I am pleased to inform you that you have been officially cleared for shipment of your box

 

send us the following information so that we can start to process as soon as possible

 

1:FULL NAME:

2: ADDRESS:

3:OCCUPATION:

4:COUNTRY:

5:AGE:

6:MOBILE NUMBER :

7.Luggage Registration Number:

 

Yours in service,

Warehouse Operation's Manager,

Dr. Alex Kofi.

Republic of Ghana

Tel: +233-263643886

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 15 August 2015 17:09

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

Dear Mr Coughee

 

This is splendid news!

 

There will be some dancing in the abattoirs tonight!

 

Please find below some details

 

1:FULL NAME: Tooty Horace Endward Baghorn

2: ADDRESS: Total House, St Barry St, Ianston, Berks

3:OCCUPATION: Inventor / unemployable

4:COUNTRY: England/Britain/Great Britain

5:AGE: 62

6:MOBILE NUMBER : Between phones at present

7.Luggage Registration Number: Don't know / not sure

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: UNITED NATION SECURITY [mailto:unitnationdeliveryagency@gmail.com]

Sent: 15 August 2015 21:55

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

Dear Tooty,

 

we will have to stop communication with you.

please if really you are then send to us theLuggage Registration Number:

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 15 August 2015 22:07

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

No!

 

Please - without your support the beef car is a non starter in all three senses of the phrase.I have checked my records and found this #3153UNGH is that right?

 

Can I have the precious box now?

 

Baghorn

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: UNITED NATION SECURITY [mailto:unitnationdeliveryagency@gmail.com]

Sent: 16 August 2015 03:15

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

Dear Tooty,

 

You are kindly advised to pay the clearance/delivery fee to enable us clear the consignment box and book it for shipment as soon as possible.please.

 

Amount: Six Hundred and fifty Euro (Euro 650.00) only.

 

Dear Sam, please do send your payment information to us via email as soon as you are done with the payment

 

Yours in service,

Warehouse Operation's Manager,

Dr. Alex Kofi.

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 16 August 2015 11:04

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

Oh dear oh dear

 

Firstly, my name is not Sam. It is Tooty Baghorn. Secondly, I do not have £650 (it's currently tied up in Livestock).

 

Would you accept £6.59?

 

T.baghorn

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 18 August 2015 17:11

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

Gordano United Nations Security

 

I've not heard anything from you since the other day and Baghorn is deeply concerned.

 

Is there a problem with getting the magic box from the army lady?

 

I hope not, I've already put a down payment on a heifer that should provide enough fuel for the prototype.

 

Your deeply concerend (see above)

 

Tooty Baghorn

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: UNITED NATION SECURITY [mailto:unitnationdeliveryagency@gmail.com]

Sent: 19 August 2015 19:34

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

if you are not ready to pay for the fees please do not disturb me again i just have pity for Anna because soon i will travel with my family and if anything happens to the box is not my fault.

 

Alex

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 19 August 2015 23:52

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

Gordano Alex from United Nations Security!

 

Thank you for your charming e-mail. I have pity for Anna too (as well), it must be horrid being in a war and knowing that your jewels are in a box somewhere and Baghorn is powerless to assist (not to mention the old €6.7million).

 

Oh well, I hope you have a lovely holiday with your family. I myself am off on a sort of holiday too (as well). Tooty is off to the Bolton to see if he can raise any money for the beef powered vehicle prototype (I am calling it the Bovine 2000 with the tagline - 'you're guaranteed to have a beef with it')

 

If I am successful and get some money together for the Bovine 2000 and have a spare £650, would you still consider sending me the box?

 

I guess I could put the £650 through as a business expense if it will mean I get a % of €6.7m plus some jewels?

 

With the warmest regards imaginable.

 

Tooty Baghorn.

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: UNITED NATION SECURITY [mailto:unitnationdeliveryagency@gmail.com]

Sent: 20 August 2015 00:11

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

Dear Tooty

I just saw your mail now.

i do not understand you ,do you have £650 to pay for the fees?

 

Alex

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 20 August 2015 07:52

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

Dearest Alex

 

Not quite. I have a business meeting in Bolton next week where I MIGHT be getting some investment money together to build my beef car.

 

If I do get the money then I could buy the box but it all depends on how the Bovine 2000 pitch goes.

 

Be honest with me Alex, would you invest in a beef powered car? If you say yes, then I will be much more confident and will do an excellent pitch. Then I will get the £650.

 

Tooty Baghorn

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: UNITED NATION SECURITY [mailto:unitnationdeliveryagency@gmail.com]

Sent: 20 August 2015 11:07

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

listen am here to do what am being ask to do.let us finish one before we talk of another okay.well i will much interested.let see how it goes

Alex 

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 20 August 2015 10:14

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

OK Alex

 

I would like your advice though, you are obviously a top businessman.

 

Attached is the advert for the Bovine 2000 that I am going to show the investors in Bolton.

 

Do you think I will get the money?

 

If I do, then you will get the £650 for the box.

 

Please let me know what you think.

 

Tooty Baghorn.

-----Original Message-----
From: UNITED NATION SECURITY [mailto:unitnationdeliveryagency@gmail.com]
Sent: 20 August 2015 12:01
Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

yes you will get the money. I am suprised that Anna chose you. well you are lucky then.

 

if the fees can be paid today the diplomat will leave tomorrow to your country.

 

 

Alex

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Tooty Baghorn [mailto:tooty.baghorn@yandex.com]

Sent: 20 August 2015 14:48

Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COMPANY

 

 

YES!

 

I'm so pumped now you've said you think it's a winner. Baghorn is going to get investment for sure.

 

I'm now so full of confidence that I might show the investors my other invention, the Bovone. It's a cell phone that you don't need to hold. It just levitates next to your ear, powered by a special ingredient.

 

Attached is a similar plan to the Bovine 2000.

 

If you think this is good too, i'll pitch it and maybe get more money for you.

 

YEAH!

 

Yours sincerely

 

Tooty Baghorn