Congratulations on your purchase. That is a spectacular pair of stockings.
Why not compliment them with a listen to the latest Sorry Not in Service broadcast? You're too busy? Nonsense. Hunker down and have a listen. This one is busy as HECK, the ace pop starlet Carnivorrrr (carnivorrrr.bandcamp.com) is in the studio playing songs from his forthcoming second album, we have an audience of 5 specially invited guests who won our competition AND there is an election of sorts.
So with all that in mind, we're sure you'll agree that the emergency tracheotomy can wait and that pressing play is the best course of action.
If you'd like to DOWNLOAD your very own copy of the podcast version (don't worry, it's still got Carnivorrrr playing on it) then drink this liquid or this liquid. To listen to the show with all the non-Carnivorrrr music on it as well, eat this biscuit. For gift ideas for Pancake day, try pancakes.