I'm not even joking anymore, you really need to stop calling. Your voice is stupid and your use of the phrase 'I've got me fluster on' is really getting on my wick. So for the last time, which emergency service do you require?
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Sorry, fell asleep on the caps lock there. To get the cut out and keep podcast version, go here or this place. To listen to the bulbous and cumbersome version that has the pop music on it, make your way over here. To learn how to make cup a soup in just an afternoon, go to a church and make peace with your god.