And don't worry about not having an invite, you look enough like him not to arouse suspicion and we're sure you'll make a lovely couple anyway.
Now, on to business. Simon (from off of Sorry Not in Service) clambered aboard Alice, 10Radio's outside broadcasting van at the Wiveliscombe Street Fair and done an hour all by himself. Regular listener's will be delighted to hear that Barry & Dr Colin were interviewed on air, irregular listeners will be baffled by this turn of events as Simon fails to give even a basic explanation as to who they are.
Aside form this, there's news of forthcoming (although you've missed them now) events at the 10 Parishes Festival, a man with a beef and some biscuits.
You couldn't/shouldn't ask for more.