Make yourself comfortable and then wipe up after yourself.
Here’s the broadcast that the ace team from Sorry Not in Service has done (in the past). There is all sorts going on: A phone call, a language problem, customer service, Cornwall and grubby content. If the Queen dug podcasts then she would definitely dug this one the most.
Make no bones about it, while this is an hour of your life you will never get back, it is also an hour of your life that you wouldn’t even want back anyway so everyone is a winner.
To download the podcast, go to this or that. To listen to the broadcast with the music on it - go here. To find out what you would look like if you had Martin Bashir’s body then go to his house and work it out between the two of you.