Welcome, come on in. No, don't worry about your shoes, we're not precious about the carpet in this house.
Small talk aside, after the solo show broadcast on the 28th November, Simon was invited* to join Dave & Matt Varmint for a period of time.
This is the podcast of the supercool sh** that went down.
* He hung around in the studio looking lonely, so it was more of a pity invite. A bit like that wedding you went to last summer.
** swear word.