The Isle of Man
Gordano! Congratulations on your purchase. That is a spectacular pair of stockings. Why not compliment them with a listen to the latest...

Podcast Edit Point
Gordano! My goodness me, that clothes really looks good on you. Might I suggest a slight alteration? No? OK, suit yourself (sort of a...

Shame Hat
Gordano! It's good to see someone is sticking to their new year's resolution of being devilishly handsome and less of a <insert rude body...

The C Word
Gord crispus Day! No? Quick! Open it! Open it! You are going to be so pumped when you open it! Do you want me to help? OK, OK, i'm just...

A Lovely Situation
Gordano! Saddle up your Donkey (having first resuscitated it), we're going on a Sorry Not in Service ride. There is all sorts to enjoy:...

Kissing it Better
Gordano! Thank goodness you're here. You have no idea how pleased we are to see you. I'm sorry that it was such a late phone call and I...

Legal Body Bits
Gordano! I'm not even joking anymore, you really need to stop calling. Your voice is stupid and your use of the phrase 'I've got me...

What is Tom and Jules and William and Simon Up To Now?
Gordano! At no point did we say this was a fancy dress event. Oh. Well this is awkward. Tell you what, why don't you pop those clothes...

A Groinal Extrusion of Butter
Gordano! If I've told you once, then I've told you a million billion quadrillion times - You look rough this morning your honour. Now,...

Sorry Not in Service Jest Wspaniały
Gordano! What the hell is that on your face? I'm serious, get it off at once. This is a WH Smiths, not a knocking shop. Pleasantries...
