Rise of the Black Swans
Gordano! How delightful to see you! You're looking like a billion dollars! That suit is spectacular, your shoes are dynamite and you hair...

We Mentioned It Once, But We Think We Got Away With It
Gordano! Have you got your voting card with you? Thank you… Oh. You know it’s not appropriate to scrawl your voting intentions in blood...

Doing Terrible Things to Your Ears
Gordano! You again? Didn't we make it perfectly clear last time that you're not welcome? We didn't? We were very polite and made you feel...

FAO Mountain Rescue
Gordano! Oi! You! Get the hump out of my garden! I don't care if you're from the council, you shouldn't be doing that. It's not right. I...

Howl to Pass Your Driving Test With Jeffin D'ecorum
Gordano! Your majesty, we are delighted that you've chosen to download our podcast. Truly this is an honour. Or at least it would be of...

Assumpta From the Sealife Centre
Gordano! Here's a bit of psychological horse play to kick things off: Quickly re-arrange the following words into a sentence: Have...

The Family Unit
Gordano! Wow. Just wow. That hat of yours really suits you. Not in a ‘that looks good’ way, more in the sense that it really suits your...

The Prettiest Mum in the Schoolyard / Violent Grudge
Gordano! A question for you: Where the hell do you get off? I mean really, you turn up here all disheveled with your bobs and your bits...

Is Roger Moore a Nazi?
Gordano! Imagine the scene: you're wearing a hat, and then an Ostrich bites your index finger. Not very nice is it? Well quit breaking...

Grotesque Ham Mouthwash Widows
Gordano! Oh my OMG! It's YOU again! We haven't seen you since you did that 24 hours sponsored fistfightathon. You were such an aggressive...
